I would tape the end of my sock to my long johns, okay? ‘Cuz I didn’t want any spiders messin’ with my toes!
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name.
Reblog and post a photo of yourself alongside the way you draw yourself
it’s for science
(it can be a non human character design)
threw in the chibi because that’s how i draw myself a majority of the time (´ ▽ `;; )
prepare for trouble make it double
step aside, amateurs
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website
people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME
Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime
Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it?
Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just
"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"